Getting to know racist groups: The Minuteman Civil Defense Corps

Not all racist groups run around with white hoods, shaved heads, swastika armbands, or black boots with red laces. Some racist groups are just old people. Old people who like America “The way it was”. Nevermind that “The way it was” is just code for “The way it was before the brown people came”.

He’s how the leader of the group, Chris Simcox, describes the MCDC (cool…almost sounds like AC/DC):

You are reading this because you believe that you can actively participate in one of the most important, socially responsible, and peaceful movements for justice since the civil rights movement of the 1960s.

Well, no. I’m pretty much just reading this so I can make fun of you, but whatever.

You have debated, you have begged, you have pleaded with your government officials — public servants whom you trusted to stand by the oath they took when sworn into office to protect the United States from invasion by enemies foreign and domestic.

Begging for protection? Did Simcox walk into his local representative’s office, fall to the floor, and grab onto his/her pantlegs, sobbing:

“Oh, God! I’ll do anything! Just save me from the Messicans! I’ll do anything….I’LL SUCK YO DICK!”

Sorry…I just love using that quote.

The human flood breaching our Homeland Defense is not necessarily the enemy per se; drug dealers, criminals and potential terrorists are, and they should be the source of any ire you may be experiencing.

So, let’s see. The one terrorist attack that has ever happened on US soil was led by Mohamed Atta. How did Atta wind up in America? By legal immigration! He flew here on a commercial flight! So, if it’s terrorists we’re worried about, why don’t we shut down all international tourism while we’re at it. Nobody can come here ever. Sure, we can leave to go to other countries, but we’re not allowed to come back. Why? Well, we could have been brainwashed by terrorists on our vacation, and we need America to be safe!

You are considering joining the Minuteman Civil Defense Corps not because of bias towards people from another country, but rather because you feel your government owes the citizens of the United States protection from people who wish to take advantage of a free society.

So, we’ve evolved from “Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses” to “Keep out”? I wonder where we would go from “Keep out”. Maybe all non-Americans could wear something on their clothes signifying their foreign status. Hell, how about tattoos…kind of like human serial numbers! God, I see how this starts. It’s addicting to think of all the dizzying possibilities!

I come from a generation that has lost the ideal that we are a “can-do nation.”

Simcox, you were born in 1961. The only thing the people of “your generation” are known for doing is a ton of coke and actually paying money to go see Rocky V.

You must be willing to accept the following plan, or you, as a segment of a larger group, are doomed to be remembered in history as representative not of the strongest character, but rather as the weakest link in our maligned and misunderstood group of truly patriotic nationalists. You must understand in the deepest ways the importance of our challenge.

The deepest ways? Is this some sort of Shaolin martial art? Or is it sitting in a deck chair outside of a Winnebago, sipping on Tom Collins mix, occasionally taking a break from silent time to adjust your eagle hat or clean your rifle and imagine the chance you’d get to blow away some poor Mexican farmer with it?

If one single individual steps over the line for their personal gratification, we are all stained with that irresponsible behavior, and labeled forever as a fringe element that embarrasses all who are counting on us to make this historic statement.

Yeah, you don’t want to be known as a fringe element. You don’t want to be seen as small lot of wingnuts….The real fun begins about a minute in:


Bring It On 3: White Power Cheerleading

Check this video out….It’s filled with lies, propaganda, mistruths, and egregious blashpemy. At the 4:20 mark, a hefty white nationalist (who I’ve dubbed “Pillsbury Hateboy”) holds up the Torah and says, in a thrilling “To Serve Man” homage:



Well, I considering I’m a collector of fine filth books, I went to the Martin Luther King Jr. Library in downtown SJ, and rented this “Torah”, just to see how it would stack up to my own filth books. I have Sex by Madonna, and an extensive catalog of Swank. This Jewish Bible is pretty low on my list of filth books. I probably wouldn’t stroke off to this more than say, twice a month. I mean, there isn’t even a picture of a chick eating jell-O out of her own vagina.

Also, I’ve started yelling “GO BACK TO MEXICO!” in the same fashion Losertron 3000 does at the end of this clip. Anytime a roommate asks me to do my dishes? “GO BACK TO MEXICO”. It fucking works.



Burn, Jew Boy, Burn!!!!

Here’s a video from rally featuring the Northwest Chapter of everyone’s favorite crack-ups, the National Socialist Movement. I want to apologize to the people who undoubtedly had to go pick up the Busch Light cans they left behind:

 What’s funnier, the absolutely lazy, wack attempt at a grindcore song, or the middle-aged and older knuckleheads at the rally that actually had to pretend to enjoy it..all in the name of WHITE PA-UHR!

 But, wait! Check the YouTube comments. Not everyone feels that this rally was at all indicative of the true class that White Supremacists usually are:

codyscott11fdssgsf (3 days ago) Show Hide Marked as spam -3 (Reply) (Spam)
you guys are reall nazis, jesus christ if this was 1942 hitler wouldnt think for one mintute not to kill you, u guys are a bunch of bald ass ugly disgrace to white guys with tattoos over them, try and be more civilized and people would listen to you


This is all very entertaining, but it’s also the reason the NSM won’t have real power in America. I mean, these guys are… no offence, but some of you look like clowns. Hitler wouldn’t shit on at least half of you. I like the straightforward approach, and it’s accountable to the party’s success, but… it’s not a cult, it’s an organisation…

I like how the reason NSM won’t have real power in America isn’t because the NSM is on THE FUCKING FRINGES OF SOCIETY, but because they play shitty music at rallies in the middle of nowhere.

God..listen to that awesome guitar shredreiffication starting at 0:59 left..culminating at 0:37 left, with the title of this post being barked out in such a way that it’s impossible to believe the dude takes any of this seriously. But, here’s the kicker: He does! And they do! And we get to enjoy the fruits of their labor!