Holocaust Gunman: No coincidence, he hated Jews

Well, it finally happened. A batshit Nazi decided, at last, to try to go on a killing spree at the Holocaust Museum in D.C.. Luckily for everyone, he was an 88 year old man.

James von Brunn served six years in prison for trying to make what he called a “legal, non-violent citizens arrest” of Federal Reserve board members in 1981 — a sentence he blamed on “a Negro jury, Jew/Negro attorneys” and “a Jew judge,” he said on his Web site, “Holy Western Empire.”

Did you ever think maybe he’s latino? In Spanish, the word for black is “Negro”, and sometimes Spanish-speakers pronounce the word “You” more like “Jew”. So maybe he’s not a bigot at all, but a latin man.

Von Brunn is a native of St. Louis, Missouri, and a 1943 graduate of Washington University there.

Well, I guess not.

Von Brunn was in critical condition Wednesday afternoon after being shot by a security guard at the museum. Another guard, Stephen Tyrone Johns, was killed in the shooting, museum officials said Wednesday afternoon.

Wait, they didn’t even kill him? An 88-year old man got shot by a bunch of guards, and he’s still alive? And the one guy he killed at the Holocaust Museum was a black guy?

I hear when he recovers he’s going to go to the Negro Leagues Baseball Museum and kill a Jewish Tour Guide. It’s crafty! They don’t see it coming!

Holocaust Museum shooting – CNN


Pedro will be devastated

I swear I could just make this a non-stop stream of YouTube videos, and I’d have enough content to fill 3 blogs. Seeing as how I can barely manage to update this one, I’ll stick with one for now.

Today, I would like you to meet two new friends of WPU. I don’t know their names, and neither does anyone else. We’ll call the one on the left “Napoleon Dynamite”, because even though he’s hiding his face in an unsurprising act of cowardice, it sure does sound like him. We’ll call the one on the right “White Trash Will Leitch”, because of the Cardinals hat.

Oh, man. It’s only a minute and four seconds, but got enough awesome in it for at least 5 minutes. First, I like that they’re filming in the kitchen, with a crock pot directly behind them. We all know what goes best with dunderheaded racist bloviating: The hearty smell of simmering beef stew!

Then he mentions “dirty immigrants taking the white man’s job”. I knew the economy was in bad shape, but it’s really entered a new dimension when there’s only one job left. You better polish up your resume, because you’re going to be competing against everyone for “the job”. I mean, I have a lot of experience in some different fields, but I just don’t know if I’m as qualified as, say, Barack Obama….Noam Chomsky might also have the inside track. What about Google founders Larry Page and Sergey Brin? All the Supreme Court Justices have solid resumes, too. I think I’m going to go to my trump card: The glossy cover letter.

Also, I like how Nappy-D is obviously reading from a script, but still uses interjections like “freaking” and “fucking” to hammer home his points. Did he write those in there, or was that just some grade A ad lib?

That was classic, though. It’s just too bad we’ll never find another pair of individuals as classy,charismatic, and brave as these two guys that form NAZI NATION

OHHHH SNAP! HOLD UP! We haven’t heard from ARYAN AUTHORITY yet:

I don’t know which tag-team I like more. NAZI NATION? ARYAN AUTHORITY? NAZI NATION? ARYAN AUTHORITY? It’s like choosing which testicle I’d rather lose! I love them both!

Heyyyyy..waiiiit a second. These “Aryan Authority” guys look familiar. Well, fuck me sideways! Aryan Authority IS Nazi Nation! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is Finkle!

I see what you did there. You switch sides, and the name of your lonely, retarded friendship changes.

I’ve got nothing more to say about these guys. It’s not fair. It’s like picking on the severely handicapped.


UPDATE: I tried searching for these videos again because I wanted to make a YouTube comment on each of them (and I did…check them out), but I couldn’t find them. I especially couldn’t find the “Aryan Authority” one. Why? Because both their Youtube username and video title are spelled “Ayran” Authority. What the fuck is an Ayran? Morons. Master race my ass.

It’s Obama time!

The best thing about having a black guy running for President is the crazies that come out during the stretch run. Nothing quite like politics to really scare the backwater bigots into hate speech overdrive! Let’s see what we’ve got here…hmm..looking..looking..Oh, here we go..There’s a guy in West Harrison…New York? I don’t even know what state this city is in. I would have assumed Alabama or West Virginia…but this is from the prestigious “Lohud” newspaper.

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So what if I want to fuck a Nazi girl?

You know how taboos are always the biggest turn-ons. Like, you’re not supposed to have sex in a public place, but it can really churn your butter to get a BJ behind Big Lots or in the bathroom at Planned Parenthood.

 Another good version of sex is “Angry sex”. Like, if you’ve spent the day arguing with your girlfriend at Home Depot about shower valves, nothing feels better than some rough “Punishment sex”.

I guess what I’m getting at is: I want to have sex with a nazi girl. Like Faruzia Balk in American History X.  Could you imagine all of the pent up aggression she would let out on me? It would be like a fantastic melding of taboo sex and punishment sex. We would have to hide the filthy act from everyone. Nobody could know about it. And we’d probably start slapping each other mid-thrust:

 Fairuza: Oh!Oh!Oh! This is so naughty! Oh!Oh!Oh! *slap* THAT’S FOR AFFIRMATIVE ACTION!

Me: Oh!Oh!Oh! It’s our little secret! *slap* THAT’S FOR ENSLAVING MY ANCESTORS!

Anyway, here’s a little video tribute to nazi girls:

Next on Tyra: The cast of Family Ties

 Tyra Winfrey Banks has a talk show. It might be canceled by now, or it might not be. I really don’t know, as I don’t find supermodels complaining to be entertainment.

I kind of feel like taking the horns out of my nose and the plates out of my lip now. I didn’t know they made people uncomfortable.

Burn, Jew Boy, Burn!!!!

Here’s a video from rally featuring the Northwest Chapter of everyone’s favorite crack-ups, the National Socialist Movement. I want to apologize to the people who undoubtedly had to go pick up the Busch Light cans they left behind:

 What’s funnier, the absolutely lazy, wack attempt at a grindcore song, or the middle-aged and older knuckleheads at the rally that actually had to pretend to enjoy it..all in the name of WHITE PA-UHR!

 But, wait! Check the YouTube comments. Not everyone feels that this rally was at all indicative of the true class that White Supremacists usually are:

codyscott11fdssgsf (3 days ago) Show Hide Marked as spam -3 (Reply) (Spam)
you guys are reall nazis, jesus christ if this was 1942 hitler wouldnt think for one mintute not to kill you, u guys are a bunch of bald ass ugly disgrace to white guys with tattoos over them, try and be more civilized and people would listen to you


This is all very entertaining, but it’s also the reason the NSM won’t have real power in America. I mean, these guys are… no offence, but some of you look like clowns. Hitler wouldn’t shit on at least half of you. I like the straightforward approach, and it’s accountable to the party’s success, but… it’s not a cult, it’s an organisation…

I like how the reason NSM won’t have real power in America isn’t because the NSM is on THE FUCKING FRINGES OF SOCIETY, but because they play shitty music at rallies in the middle of nowhere.

God..listen to that awesome guitar shredreiffication starting at 0:59 left..culminating at 0:37 left, with the title of this post being barked out in such a way that it’s impossible to believe the dude takes any of this seriously. But, here’s the kicker: He does! And they do! And we get to enjoy the fruits of their labor!

Nukeisrael.com disabled my right-click!

I think they’re on to me.

Probably not, but the NSM website NukeIsrael.com that I referenced a few days ago has a charming little feature that adds a swastika to your regular cursor! I was trying to link to a new video on their website, which features some….transcendent music being performed in front of a burning swastika, when I discovered I couldn’t copy the URL by right clicking. Bummer….I’ll have to restart, I suppose. I’ll post it on here tomorrow in between naps (no work tomorrow, off-day power! Seig Heil! 1488! Mein Sleep! Etc, blah blah blah).

Memo to self: Post about the burning crosses and swastikas, and the obvious link to the serial killer triad of behaviors…further pointing to the inherent sociopathic tendencies of racist organizations. Oh, and don’t drink too much tonight, me.